Some latest very funny jokes of Santa Banta

Santa Singh: papa,shadi me kitana kharcha hota hai?

  Father: pata nahi beta, mai abhi tak chuka raha hoon.

         

                  

Santa Singh: unmarried hone se jayada buri baat kya ho sakati hai?

Banta Singh: “unmarried ka beta hona.”

                    

Doctor Santa Singh: tum kya salary chahti ho?

Nurse: three hundred.

Doctor Santa Singh: three hundred to main anand ke saath de sakata hoon.

Nurse: anand ke saath to mai four hundred lungi.

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Santa Singh: yaar, meri wife jhoot bolati hai.kal 3 hour ghar se gayab rahi.

                     Aur mujhe bataya ki apani friend geet ke saath film gayi thi.

Banta Singh: tumhe kase pata laga ki wo jhoot bol rahi hai.

Santa Singh: becoze, usi time main Geeta ke saath film Gaya tha.

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