First night of Honeymoon

On honeymoon first night husband asked to his wife:
                                                                           Is this really your first night of S*E*X?

Wife with shame:  No, no, actually first time,
                             I am doing S*E*X with someone at night.

First night of Sex

Boy-Girl: What date set for the wedding? 

Girl: with shy... December 22.

Guy: Any particular reason?

Girl: with shy, on 22 December is a  long night of the year for honeymoon.




After some time of marriage on a day when husband wife having S*E*X

Wife: "You're like a mobile"

Husband with excitement: "Do you like my vibration?”

Wife: NO “your networks must fail when you go to the basement



In the Honeymoon first Night after S*E*X

Funny Husband to his Sexy wife: Darling, there is no bleeding

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Sexy Wife: sale, tune mere andar kya koi goli Mari thi?

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