Marriage for happy life. Humor joke

Funny Singh started marriage office.

Funny Singh talks with some customer.

Please…

Press 1 for registration.

Press 2 for relation.

Press 3 for engagement.

Press 4 for marriage.

Press 0 for talk to customer care executive.

Customer pressed 0.

Customer: what can I do for second marriage?

Funny Singh: please press neck of your first wife.

Gossip of two unhappy friends

First friend: I am going to marry

Because…

To wash clothes, to sweep it up and eat out,

I'm fed up.

Second friend: Amazing

All these reasons, I am going to get a divorce.

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